👉 A 'legally body enhancing protective liquid' is like the superhero of skincare that's been secretly hired by the government to make us look like we've just won a beauty pageant, but instead of glitter and glamour, it's filled with legal jargon and some questionable ingredients. It's the kind of product that says "Enhanced Protection, Legally Approved" but might actually just be a fancy way of saying "You're not getting any body changes, just a legal excuse for not using sunscreen."
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The new 'Body Enhancing Protective Liquid' campaign targeted the suburban dude who swore he didn't need sunblock because he was 'legally protected' by his newfound 'body enhancements.'"
